A POETIC OPEN LETTER TO MORE THAN ONE DUDE:

 

DEAR TREY AND THOMAS:

I roasted Body Wash ... now for a poem

with you obvious fraternal twins

If you two really are brothers

does that mean you have had to 

share, do, and see every thing

about each other ?!

YOU MEAN LIKE THIS ?!

THOMAS BE LIKE:

Yo ... Bruh ... Fuh you doing BRUH ?!

TREY BE LIKE:

uuuuuuh chilling BRUH ?!

THOMAS BE LIKE:

nah BRUH seriously fuhwronwicha BRUH ?!

TREY BE LIKE:

fuckyoumean BRUH ?! We in the Locker Room right now BRUH !!

THOMAS BE LIKE:

cap BRUH where the Locker Room at BRUH ...

TREY BE LIKE:

BRUH ... every where BRUH ?!

THOMAS BE LIKE:

BRUH ... Really BRUH ...

TREY BE LIKE:

every where BRUH every where The Locker Room BRUH We was BORN in The Locker Room BRUH We all Were BRUH ...

THOMAS BE LIKE:

... is you crazy BRUH ?!

TREY BE LIKE:

where else BRUH ?! The SHOWER BRUH !!

THOMAS BE LIKE:

BRUH ... why do you hate me BRUH is it because I won against you on Only5FortHey-Low-FaTheftCraft2K BRUH ?!

TREY BE LIKE:

BRUH ... Naw BRUH ... Fuck Only5FortHey-Low-FaTheftCraft2K BRUH. Only5FortHey-Low-FaTheftCraft2K be insulting BRUH

THOMAS BE LIKE:

how BRUH ?!

TREY BE LIKE:

everybody knows that we Haitians BRUH 

THOMAS BE LIKE:

BRUH you crazy ?!

TREY BE LIKE:

Most Life as we know it BEGINS in Haiti BRUH ... Seriously BRUH ...

THOMAS BE LIKE:

Naw BRUH ... Everybody know Life began in ... ...

TREY BE LIKE:

BRUH.

THOMAS BE LIKE:

JAMAICA BRUH ...

TREY BE LIKE:

CAP BRUH ...

THOMAS BE LIKE:

BRUH ... PLEASE ... I be needing glasses because of you BRUH

TREY BE LIKE:

BRUH ?! WE DO BRUH ?! ALL THREE OF US BRUH ?! Me Too BRUH ?! I be wearing them Right Now BRUH ...

THOMAS BE LIKE:

BRUH ... I Know BRUH ... Everybody Know BRUH ... Your Glasses be the ONLY thing you be wearing BRUH ... PLEASE BRUH ... I JUST Got Another Eye Exam Last Week BRUH !! Be Right Back BRUH ... And then I be at the other Locker Room BRUH ... You STANK ...

TREY BE LIKE:

BRUH YOU JEALOUS BRUH ?!

I care about Hygiene BRUH ... and HEALTH BRUH ... Every Morning ...

THOMAS BE LIKE:

BRUH ... NAW ... Why The Early Bird Gotta Get The Worm For BRUH ?!

[ I could keep going ... However, You understand this is a perfect example of how and why J.E. gets so many headaches ... ]