I DREW THESE FREE HANDED IN INK FROM MEMORY !!

 

ARM WRESTLE TREVEON HEMRY PART TWO:

 

I am currently watching Hollywood Squares. It was a playlist of numerous episodes over the decades. It is criminal that I still have not found that many of Peter marshall's episodes. The playlist also includes the John Davidson & Joan Rivers episodes. After watching not that many episodes of it, the playlist goes to the Tom Bergeron & Whoopi Goldberg episodes. Despite being slightly updated with a focus on antics, they tried their best to be faithful to the original. At least it is not The Match Game Hollywood Squares Hour !! 

As for John Davidson & Joan Rivers, they continued to use the same odd - even squares flashing, but they changed it to gold instead of white. The X / CIRCLE lights are neon with an accompanying bell. The Time's Up Tacky Buzzer is replaced with one that is not unlike what is used during the PARTY episodes of 1978. The rules have been restored. Shadoe Stevens is now the announcer.

When Whoopi Goldberg produced it, aside from a new song wrote and sung by her, it continues to otherwise be faithful also. Heatter Quigley are no longer involved with The Hollywood Squares, and neither is Rhodes, and neither is Orion. I can not help but wonder if the same platform used on The Hollywood Squares and Hollywood Squares of the late 1980s is the same one used for Whoopi Goldberg's version. This time they added numerous light patterns and colors. However, the Selected Square flicker is the same as it has always been for decades. The bell sound changed, and also they changed the Time's Up sound again. However, it sounds similar to the previous two Time's Up soundsl. Shadoe Stevens returned as announcer, but not as a panelist. ... at least I have not seen him. 

If the playlist includes the Post Whoopi episodes, I am going to turn off that playlist instead. I of course as with any thing else in life, going to need to make my own playlists.

CBS who has saved The Hollywood Squares from Amazon, is supposed to launch a new version of The Hollywood Squares / Hollywood Squares ... however I am skeptical without Whoopi. In fact it is bad enough that Peter Marshall passed away so at least get Whoopi to come back, and even better also PLAY JOY BY SWEET DREAMS, ... also SWEET DREAMS HAS A SONG CALLED HOLLYWOOD DISCO that would celebrate Hollywood in an era where every body is afraid of Hollywood.

And now you know how I cope with the loss of potential friendships be cause I ruined a birthday of a guy that forgot his cake during his Big Charade. They do not know how to Masquerade. And that made me Afraid.

The other thing I am going to do is type this blog which includes open letters and poems that I have not sent to Trey. Also Trey probably did not even know what The Hollywood Squares is.

The previous blog post is one of the things I wrote down. And that one I did tell them about. I showed them, and they read it. And they, particularly Body Wash, was delighted. He thought it was a good idea for me to Arm Wrestle Trey. He was not interested in any thing else I wanted to talk about. Body Wash instead asked me " What's Going On ?! No Really What Is Going On ?! Why Have You Not Arm Wrestled Him ?! You Said You Would Arm Wrestle Trey ?? !! "

Also Body Wash encouraged me to Call Trey Out.

As I said earlier, it would be not unlike that time on No Weenies Allowed when the two members of The Salty Spitoon called each other out ... or liars ... whatever it was, it worked.

Seriously Trey is very quick to stare you down some what angrily and stand there where his arms out to his sides and palm of his hands towards you.

When two guys bond, it is all ready the point of no return, 

You are either friends, or enemies.

... it is even more severe be cause it is not every day that you meet people like that. 

You simply do not feel as you could fight just any friend, and for absolutely no reason either.

ARM WRESTLE TREVEON HEMRY !!

 

I WANT TO ARM WRESTLE TREY FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON ...

PETER MARSHALL IS NOT THE ONLY INFLUENCER FROM THE HOLLYWOOD SQUARES HERE IS THE OTHER GUY:

 Body Wash considers me gay. He also sees me as a Freak. How Body Wash REALLY feels I rather not know. It is not be cause I do not care, but more like it is MORE disturbing than these allegations.

Since I am going to cope by ruining Trey's birthday by watching The Hollywood Squares, I might as well type about Paul Lynde, another guy that was most likely gay.

Despite that possability, I still like him. The reason why has absolutely nothing to do with any Sexual Desires he had. AND UNLIKE BODY WASH, I DO NOT EVEN CARE ABOUT IT.

I can easily respect Paul Lynde be cause he is talented.

If any body remembers the SpongeBob SquarePants character Squidward Tentacles, and the other squids that resemble octo ... pie ...  ... ugh ... and not Sam Dullard as I am clearly a Squid my self, 

Remember how sarcastic Squidward can be ?! And of course I am talking about the first few seasons of SpongeBob; I stopped watching the moment they focused on constantly mauling Squidward for no plausible reason. 

During this era is an episode called SQUIDVILLE.

And that is where Squidward tried to spend more time with his own people, who have an open prejudice towards Sea Sponges and Sea Stars. 

The first man he bumps in to says 

" I've seen more Alert people in a RETIREMENT Home. "

... reminds me even more of Paul Lynde.

Paul Lynde said things like this all the time. 

He even got his own situation comedy where he portrayed a very wealthy family man that hated The American Lifestyle, going to work at a difficult job, and going home to various family problems.

Every thing he said was PERFECT. And at the same time, so is all those things that Squidward Tentacles says and does.

Go watch them if you'd like. I am going to stop typing now and rewatch The Paul Lynde Show.

FORGETTING TREVEON HEMRY BIRTHDAY IS NOT THE SAME AS FORGETTING JOY BY SWEET DREAMS AN IMPOSSIBLE SONG:

 I am still very sorry about ruining Trey's life. ... Okay just his birthday. I still want to make it right with Treveon Hemry. However, I still want many things in life.

I seem to want the impossible.

such as this:

The most popular game show packager of any time period is going to be Fremantle, initially Mark Goodson and Bill Todman. While they are the easiest and very enjoyable game shows to watch, they are not necessarily the best game shows to watch. 

They, despite not packaging The Hollywood Squares previously, was able to put together The Match Game Hollywood Squares Hour. The host Gene Rayburn returned and also became a permanent panelist for the so called Hollywood Squares segment. The other host and permanent panelist for Match Game Hollywood Squares Hour was Jon Bauman, better known as his character Bauzer, and sadly not Peter Marshall. While Peter Marshall did appear as a guest panelist a few times for Goodson - Todman, Bauman was there much more often, and was allowed to appear in character. Also consider that this Match Game Hollywood Squares Hour is an hour long Match Game as well as produced by Goodson - Todman, or technically Mark Goodson. Thus they simply asked Jon Bauman to host it.

Match Game, previously known as The Match Game, is the easiest classic game show to find.

Hollywood Squares, previously known as The Hollywood Squares, is the most difficult.

There has to be approaching 6,000 The Hollywood Squares episodes made before 1982. Through a combination of fan recordings, celebrity panelists receiving a copy of their episodes as a part of their contracts, and different air time slots, several people believe the surviving episode count to be around 3,000. Considering that practically zero game shows from the 1960s exist any more, and that The National Broadcasting Company did not want to cram daytime television in to their archives until the 1990s (also happens to be when that network stopped airing them), that would be a surprising amount. Even the first run syndication episodes, and the prime time episodes put together ?! That is at least 1,000 episodes !! 

And yet not many people are able to remember Peter Marshall, who did not enjoy a long tenure with any other game show. ... be cause Merrill Heatter and Bob Quigley game shows, among all the other packagers EXCEPT for Mark Goodson and Bill Todman, are shoved aside.

I finally got sick and tired of all the episodes of Match Game. I had previously wanted to watch compilation videos from The Game Show Channel ?! on You Tube, that they titled THE MYSTERY 7. These and all the stand alone episodes were made unavailable when that channel was taken down be cause UMMM  I DO NOT KNOW PERHAPS IT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH THE FACT THAT CHICKEN SOUP FOR THE SOUL IS NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT A GAME SHOW ?!

And no, there were not any Pyramid episodes included on it. These were simply reuploads of BUZZR be cause people do not know how to spell any more and BUZZR holds much of the Fremantle collection which includes other acquisitions also such as Reg Grundy and Al Howard game shows.

But not The Hollywood Squares, unless you include The Match Game Hollywood Squares Hour, which was included in " The Mystery 7 " compilations. ... Also, the people behind the scenes of The Fun And Games Channel must not like Whoopi Goldberg, as they did air Hollywood Squares, the post One Ho Productions episodes, and none of the John Davidson nor Peter Marshall episodes.

The only thing left to watch was almost entirely MATCH GAME. 

Getting sick and tired of the Cannibal jokes, in other words citizens of any so called Third World Country ?!, and getting sick and tired of Gene Rayburn's quirks such as saying " WeGottaDoALittleBusinessWithAmerica " before going to commercial, " We'reOffAndRunning " is another nusiance. The thirsty female contestants lusting for Richard Dawson also got on my nerves. Many ladies, when they had some free time from being Domestic Engineers, they announced that they were highly skilled yet unemployed. They spent their time as game show contestants. There simply had to be more female contestants compared with male contestants. It stands to reason that most of the winners are going to be ladies. And so what happens in roughly half of the CBS episodes is that they chose ... 

Riiiiicharrd !!

while Dawson, who I do not necessarily hate, had this Pepe Le Pew vibe.

thus I got sick and tired of him also.

And I certainly loathe The Match Game Hollywood Squares Hour, despite the state of the art set complete with NBC issued sound effects. ( You guessed it, I am sick and tired of the CBS issued sound effects. ) 

In other words I decided to do the impossible:

Watch episodes ot The Hollywood Squares hosted by Peter Marshall.

For those that are unfamiliar with Peter Marshall, which is all of you, his hosting style is a combination of Allen Ludden & Bill Cullen. 

You are going to be familiar with Allen Ludden and Bill Cullen, whose surviving episode count is about the same as Peter Marshall's episodes, particularly if you include All Star Blitz.

Allen Ludden, host of College Bowl, was Betty White's husband, and they were on Password as early as the 1960s. Despite there being only one season of daytime and one season of primetime available in color, this is practically the only game show from the 1960s to have ANY episodes in color. They moved to The American Broadcasting Company; these episodes are now lost. Allen Ludden also hosted a game show known as Stumpers, which utilized a state of the art futuristic set. He also hosted Password Plus, which survives today. However, Allen Ludden died not long after. Tom Kennedy, Bill Cullen's Brother In Law, took over hosting. They later revived Password Plus as Super Password in order to preserve Allen Ludden's legacy, and since Tom Kennedy was busy with another game show, Bert Convy hosted it.

The result is that there are not that many episodes of Allen Ludden.

Bill Cullen also has a similar fate. Host of The Price Is Right BACK WHEN THEY ACTUALLY CARED, was a longtime friend of Bob Stewart, who produced numerous often short lived minimalistic game shows. None of them exist until 1980, except for Pyramid, as it was made for CBS during one season, so its episodes are still around. They changed networks to ABC, which began to preserve the episodes ... eventually. Basada's first foray into First Run Syndication was a 5 year run of Pyramid which includes Bill Cullen as host. 

As for Bill Cullen's state of the art game show that got wiped off the face of the earth ?! That would be Blankety Blanks, which shows that things that are common everywhere such as Computer Memory Cards existed back then. The game board and game play was generated by selecting a Memory Card. As with Stumpers, it is very sad that these episodes are not available any more.

One of the more forgettable Basada game shows is Pass The Buck, airing on CBS, and is a perfect example of how silly Basada game shows can be.

Aside from hosting a talk show, and public access cable ( QUBE ) ... Bill Cullen was a regular panelist on the NBC Syndicated version of To Tell The Truth, often sharing the desk with Gene Rayburn.

Bill Cullen was active through most of the 1980s, beginning with Chain Reaction, Blockbusters, Child's Play, Hot Potato, The Joker's Wild, and probably a few others I might have forgotten.

Add all these episodes together, you should be able to watch Bill Cullen easier than Allen Ludden actually.

So now you either should know who they are, or can find out.

And my point being that if you like them, you are going to like Peter Marshall also.

And since Peter Marshall was not employed by Goodson - Todman save for a few episodes as a Password Plus Panelist, it is very difficult to watch his episodes.

And just look at what I found while watching !!

SOME THING THAT MAKES THE HOLLYWOOD SQUARES SEEM AS PROMINENT AS THE " NEW " PRICE IS RIGHT. 

Music.

Please do not ask me what my favorite song is.

It is some thing that I am not able to listen to.

Nobody else knows about it, NOT EVEN GOOGLE.

During a couple of 1978 " Party " episodes of The Hollywood Squares, they played during the end credits segment a song by a band.

Both of which are very extremely obscure.

At least Peter Marshall, being the dignified man he is, was kind enough to provide the name of both before they played the music. And since they got up and danced ( kind of ) to it, that suggests game shows play all the sounds and music in real time and not in post production.

The name of the song is Joy, and the name of the band is Sweet Dreams.

Joy by Sweet Dreams

Attempting to search for it results in too many results of other songs, since Joy, and Sweet Dreams, are very common words.

It is not available on You Tube either, which is very disappointing.

The only evidence of its existence is during the end of two episodes of The Hollywood Squares. I am not good at listening to the lyrics but even if I could, I am unable to find them as they are not going to be in any Lyrics Database. 

I listened to literally HALF A SONG and I WANT TO LISTEN TO ALL OF IT.

Considering the disaster of friendships, and other priorities I have in my life, I know I shall not see Trey any time ever again. 

I also know that it is not important, be cause despite ruining Trey's birthday, being very dumb Salted Wound. I can not make peace with Trey

AT LEAST LET ME FINISH THE SONG. 

Whoever finds the complete version of " Joy By Sweet Dreams " is my hero.

Nothing else I can do about any thing except watch the very soothing The Hollywood Squares and its Tacky Buzzer.

WHY I REFER TO CHAD AS BODY WASH:

 

And that is where I got the Nick Name from. I decided to give it to Chad.

NOW YOU SEE IT MY HEAVY HEARTED HEART FELT APOLOGY ABOUT MISTAKES I DID NOT KNOW UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE:

 

If you read my previous blog post, you probably want an example of why I feel it pointless and ludicrous to get to know others.

I am very sorry and I apologize for the mistakes I made. Despite that, I sound annoyed at the same time.

The first mistake I made was in the very beginning, a group of guys, one in particular, was attempting to get to know me. Be cause I do not talk first. And remember that guys are unable to express them selves so I was confused with Trey's very Chad questions. However, if Trey was trying, I should have tried also.

I obviously think very lowly of Pop Culture, and I had no opinion about my favourite anything. When Trey asked me about Video Games and Video Game Consoles, I thought it meant nothing. I did not even play video games, nor did I even own a Video Game Console. If I had continued the conversation regardless, Trey and I would be playing video games now. It would be a very easy way to communicate with him.

Remember that I am Sam Dullard, while Trey is Otto Rocket. and Body Wash is Larz Rodriguez. This happens all the time with guys haveing friends. There is one, and it does not need to be more than one, that comes out of nowhere, and ruins every thing. 

Body Wash and I got along adequately for a while, and I talked with him be cause Body Wash spoke to me first, and the most. It seemed to occur after I ignored Trey because I noticed that The First Day Of The Week is not the best time to spend with others. Not long after it was out of the entire crowd Body Wash is the one I talked to all the time. ... until I noticed he said he " Lightened The Load. " I thought it best to leave Body Wash alone after that. It seemed a wise decision, as I had not gotten any more " What's Up My Boy ?? " from him after that. 

Since Body Wash seemed to be " helping " Trey, the other guys particularly Trey insisted that I speak to Body Wash as he was supposedly expecting me. No, he was not. This lasted ... one week ?!

Before the next time I heard any thing from Body Wash ... the next time Body Wash spoke to me ... announced to me Trey's birthday. 

I was skeptical, and after a heavy hearted declaration from Body Wash to stop hesitateing, the group ... mostly Trey & Body Wash, and particularly Body Wash. ... was most unforgiveing ... so bad it is the point of no return.

It WAS Trey's birthday, Body Wash DID NOT Lie, I Should Not Have Hesitated, I SHOULD HAVE ACTED ON MY DECISION TO TAKE PICTURES !!

For additional context besides Rocket Power, there is the episode of SpongeBob SquarePants NO WEENIES ALLOWED where the two customers are in line at The Salty Spitoon. 

HEY I WAS IN FRONT OF YOU !!

NO YOU WEREN'T !!

ARE YOU CALLING ME A LIAR ?!

I AIN'T CALLING YOU FOR DINNER !!

Trey & Friends are not unlike those two tough customers: Approach one with some outrageous confrontation and after takeing it as a challenge, they become very good friends. Notice how Reg patched things up very easily ?! 

If I did actually do some thing outrageous such as take pictures of Trey during his birthday, it would not end up in disaster. He enjoyed all the other times I talked to him, and cringed at times I avoided him be cause he looked busy on his phone.

Seriously, if you want to convince a skeptic that it is your birthday, GET A CAKE ?!

HE GAVE UP A LONG TIME AGO AND JUST WHEN HE THOUGHT THAT DECISION IS A WISE ONE:

 David E. Kelley made this very bad programme (and I am sure that they have even worse programmes now) known as Boston Public. I watched Boston Public be cause when you are a fan of a celebrity and / or production staff, you want to watch and listen to every thing they did. In this case, Jeri Ryan. And because I watched Boston Public which costars Jeri Ryan, I am also now a fan of Loretta Devine. Boston Public has too many Dress To Impress moments which makes me cringe. One of them is relying on Danny Lux to arrange very crude piano music and otherwise utilize pop culture music instead of an actual soundtrack. And then there are very unique which means memorable moments such as also the actress Clio King interrupting the school meetings with her demands to SMELL THAT SHOE.

Harvey Lipschultz, played by Fyvush Finkel is that very old school teacher that was able to stand for teaching more than 50 years. It finally caught up to him with his prejudices towards Native African Blacks. I prefer the term Native African Blacks with Mr. Lipschultz as the perfect example why: He asked the question why there are too many names to refer to the characters played by Chi McBride, Sharon Leal, Loretta Devine, Rashida Jones, and numerous Juvenile Delinquents.

Despite the prominence of Native African Blacks on Boston Public, none of them were able to have visible Belly Buttons favorably. They had to either crash be cause they were prostitutes, were going to lose their mobility, or were hazed in one way or another which includes a slavery action of some kind. The school was about diversity and inclusion which in this case the plight Native African Blacks face involves discussions about slavery and skin color. ... Instead of simply treating them as people. Perhaps they simply did not want to cast them in typical roles, only stereotypical. Jeri Ryan had worked on Star Trek previously, which once upon a time enjoyed the honor of breaking television taboos such as visible Belly Buttons, regardless of whom. The episode Code Of Honor composed by Fred Steiner versus Justice is a perfect example. Both of them have numerous characters including extras that have minimial clothes. Guess which group of people had to keep their belly buttons hidden ?! Jeri Ryan's programme, Star Trek Voyager ( Sorry, Kate Mulgrew )  ironically had the ONLY man around showed his belly button in episodes Waking Moments composed by David Bell and Repression composed by Jay Chattaway. As for the Star Trek Enterprise which ared during the time that Boston Public did, they regressed back to having the three Caucasian stars showing their belly buttons regularly, while the "Vox Sola" time Anthony Montgomery showed his Belly Button was when he was severly injured. I meant Only again, Vox Sola is a pun, not a reference to the episode composed by Paul Baillargeon. of which by the way I do not like every episode composed by Paul Baillargeon. Daedalus is an episode where Native African Blacks were humiliated yet again, in this case one charactger has you guessed it limited mobility, while his son character was in limbo and died of embarrassment.

The character Mr. Lipschultz was as confused as the production staff regarding Native African Blacks and obviously I do not like Boston Public after all. However, I do remember that Mr. Lipschultz was in for quite a surprise: He after all those decades devoted to education largely because he had no family, and is a recent widower, never expected his family to be not only existing but also Native African Black !!

In truth, Mr. Lipschultz is a great grandfather. Mr. Lipschultz believed to be sterile his entire life, thus he wrote off the sexual encounter with a lady before he married his now late wife as impossible. The lady he met was not unlike his coworker Marla Hendricks ( Devine's character ) who is supposed to be sterile also, and copes by teaching. Again in truth, despite not knowing each other very long, it was sufficient for him to conceive a child with the other lady. This child had a family, and became a grandfather for him self. The result is a few great grandchildren, whose lineage consists of mostly Native African Black relatives, that Mr. Lipschultz takes a long time to reexamine his life.

During the process, he has a one on one conversation with his former estranged son. 

Some thing about:

" After my late wife and I tried and failed for many years to have children, we finally decided that we did not want any. "

His son understood and forgave him. I also hope that any body that is wondering why I seem so mean not unlike Gendo Ikari, Aoi Fukami, Hideo Kuze, and Sesshōmaru, and why I am so " difficult to catch " not unlike Lupin III, is that I have a similar decision about my life.

After so many potential friendships that I some how do not even belive possible failed be cause men are too dumb to express them selves calmly, 

I do not want any friends.

Even if Mr. Lipschultz eventually accepted his family in to his life, I am going to type these open letters any ways to express how pointless and ludicrous getting to know others is. 

AN OPEN LETTER ABOUT WHY TREY IS OTTO ROCKET:

 To anybody that is reading this, which is absolutely nobody, I launched this blog to tell any body if they even read it, things that I had to go through, and that there is absolutely no actual effective solution about it.

In my attempt to distance my self from goofy INFLUENCERS ( I also have blogs devoted to some of them to explain the commentary why not to listen to them. ) and one of those reasons is example the INFLUENCERS lecture you to not have an employment ... a NINE TO FIVE ... and to instead ... WASTE AWAY ON A SMART PHONE AND TO IN THE WORDS OF THE VIDEO PROFESSOR ... TRY MY PRODUCT !!

I do not want to do any of those things. I find that INFLUENCERS except for perhaps ironically JEFFREY ALMONTE ( who ironically has a typical employment ) are in real life a bunch of for lack of better words LOSERS.

If I went to work I never expected to ever get to know anybody. but going to work is just an example. It could be any situation that is in real life. The Internet is much more trouble than it is worth.

After deciding how dumb and toxic that EVERY BODY can be, that I prefer to not even bother to have friends. After too many years of failure, I do not want any.

Here is why:

They are either going to go away for one reason or another.

And as for the Sam Dullards encountering the Otto Rocket types out there: 

THERE IS ALWAYS GOING TO BE A LARS.

Also it takes way too long to make friends. It gives people anxiety. However, I learned that BONDING occurs BEFORE you even get to know each other. And when Bonding occurs, the only outcome is that you are going to be either Friends, or Enemies. ( as of this message being typed, I regret to admit that I made an enemy, and if you count his family members and all their friends, ... many dozens of enemies that in good faith wanted to be friends and attempted to welcome a newcomer SAM in to a new area. )

And if you do not have enough reasons, every body is on News Feed & Weed non stop.

I on the other hand would much rather be a Rider On A Mission filming and typing out a 'ZINE.

And if any body asks why I included a real life person in a Blog about him ...

The answer is simple:

Every thing that I do is wrong.

So why not just keep going ?!

Perhaps I understand some things about Street Culture. ... Get your point across no matter how desparate you might sound, by most or even any means necessary, WITHOUT THINKING ABOUT THE POSSIBLE CONSEQUENCES, BE CAUSE WE MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE NO MATTER WHAT.

Did I summarize Street Culture accurately ?!

Also I have this thing on alienating people. I do not want to bother them. I wonder if I give them plenty of space.

That apparently was wrong.

I mean EVERYTHING I did is wrong.

Looking at is wrong.

Talking is wrong.

Looking away is wrong.

Ignoring is wrong.

Embraceing is wrong.

Avoiding is wrong.

APPARENTLY TRYING THE SAME THING TO ME A SECOND TIME IS ALSO WRONG.

I missed out on a perfectly good video game invite. Had I simply been PERFECT thus knew that I must continue that conversation.

I WOULD BE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES WITH TREY NOW AND ABSOLUTELY NONE OF THIS OTHER NONSENSE WOULD BE HAPPENING.

The what resulted in unintended back and forth ( you guessed it ... Back and forth is wrong. ) compelled me to type out several poems roasting him and them. ... which by the way is wrong.

I might publish them, or at least 99.9% Of Them ... be cause it is wrong and no matter what I do, it is wrong.

So if any body such as TREY reads this, let it be known 

I APOLOGIZE.

And if any body else reads it: 

TREVEON HEMRY OUGHT TO BE CAST AS OTTO ROCKET !!